I have a meme problem. Someone should hold me an intervention.

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Melanie Just Feels Right.
(Lolwhut?)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Melanie- The Appetizer
(....PEOPLE ARE EATING ME?!)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
It's the Melanie Fizz That Does The Bizz
(So...Is that a yes?)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
All You Add Is Melanie.
(That is to say, I'll be there to kick your ass.)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Let's Face The Music and Melanie
(Actually, I kind of like that one...)

6. To someone you dislike?
Say It With Melanie
(I really am not getting almost any of these.)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
I Want My Melanie
(To go to the bathroom for her business.)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Behold the Power of Melanie
(AHAH. I WAS ACTUALLY HOME THE ENTIRE TIME, YOU JUST THOUGHT I WAS OUT!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
No Melanie, No Comment
(Ok, that works. ._.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Future's Bright. The Future's Melanie
(Awww...)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The Queen of Melanie
(Um. Good for me.)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Keep That Melanie Complexion
(Bwahaha, niiiice.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Melanie
(OMG I'M THE NEW HERACLES.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Every Melanie Helps
(That actually sounds kind of cool...)

15. Your last words before you die...
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Melanie from the Oven
(That makes me sound like a whore.)

16. Your message to a special someone..
You Deserve A Melanie Today
(...What? No, seriously, what?)

17. Title of this post will be..
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Melanie