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66% virginal?

Fri Jun 26, 2009, 9:08 AM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: POPSTAR- Ken Hirai
  • Reading: stuff
  • Watching: the pretty colors
  • Playing: THE GAME LAWL YOU JUST LOST.
  • Eating: FOOD,
  • Drinking: SALIVA
Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

Then repost as _% Virgin.

1. Smoked? No.
2. Drank alcohol? NO.
3. Cried when someone died? ...No....O_O
4. Been drunk? I've never drank before so....
5. Had sex? >< NOOOOOO
6. Been to a concert? Yes~
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? O_O NO. NEVER EVER.
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? *shakes head wildly*
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed? Verbally, yes.
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody? ...Eh?

Total: 98%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? I do not believe so.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose? GAH YES IT WAS PAINFUL SINCE IT FIZZED.

13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before? Never. I beleive in constancy.

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend? No...
15. Been to prom? Does the Mayor's Dance count? (I don't think it does...)
16. Cried at school? Yes.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store? DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
18. Went streaking? FFFFF NO.
19. Given or received a lap dance? NOOOOOOOO
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room? My little brother?

Total: 95%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? I don't think it counts if the person who did the inviting was your parents. And that theother person was your uncle. >_>

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house? Yes? In Canada I fell asleep in my mom's friend's apartment.

23. Kissed a stranger? No?
24. Hugged a stranger? Yes~
25. Went scuba diving? Nope, but I bet it's fun. :3
26. Driven a car? AHAHAHA I TOTALLY DIDN'T BREAK THE LA*coughing fityesihave*
27. Gotten an x-ray? Once.
28. Hit by a car? Nuh uh.
29. Had a party? Lame ones, XD
30. Done serious drugs? Nooope. Though people think I'm taking them. o-o

Total: 91%

31. Played strip poker/darts? O__________O NO.
32. Got paid to strip for someone? *hides* EW NO. (peeeedoooosss....)

33. Ran away from home? *shakes head* Though I wanted to...
34. Broken a bone? No, only sprained my ankle.
35. Eaten sushi? Y-yes? What does this have to do with being virginal?
36. Bought porn? *coughsPEOPLEHAVETEHINTERNETcoughs* No. I have never bought anything of the sort.
37. Watched porn? Seriously, does yaoi count? I'm not sure if it does.
38. Made porn? ...Think of the Spanish trip.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? A small one yes. I got over it in about a week.
40. Been in love? ...yeah....

Total: 85%

41. French kissed? No.
42. Laughed so hard you cried? DUDE yes. XD
43. Cried yourself to sleep? -sighs- yeah.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep? :3 Yay~
45. Stabbed yourself? IT WAS WITH A PENCIL AND A TOTAL ACCIDENT!
46. Shot a gun? No, but I've always wanted to...
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day? HAIL NAW.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours? *coughs and turns away slowly*

49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours? ....>_>
50. Watched an animal die? No...
Total: 79%

51. Watched a person die? No...thank goodness. I don't thin kI could handle that...
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present? No.
53. Pranked somebody? Tried but failed. So no.
54. Put somebody in the hospital? No.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out? If I have I don't remember.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex? Kyla. At the Mayor's Dance. On the cheek. She was collecting them.

57. Dressed punk? XD no...
58. Dressed goth? *shakes head*
59. Dressed preppy? No.
60. Been to a motocross race? What?
Total: 78%

61. Avoided somebody? Like the plague.
62. Been stalked? If I have then my stalker's pretty good at what they do...>_>
63. Stalked someone? No!
64. Met a celebrity? A miss America contestant?
65. Played an instrument? Clarinet, but what does that have to do with being a virgin?
66. Ridden a horse? No~
67. Cut yourself? Nope
68. Bungee jumped? HOLY SHI- No.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody? I once did a variation of that to the mailman. I left the little flag up when the mailbox was empty....I'm a dork XD.

70. Been to a wild party? Define, "wild".

Total: 75%

71. Got caught stealing something? No.>_> Not saying that I've actually stolen anything, of course. o-o
72. Kicked a guy in the balls? No, but I had a guy take a boffer to the balls which is just as effective. Especially if your me. :evillaugh:
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend? No.
74. Went out with your friend's crush? Dude, no.
75. Got arrested? I was once in the back of a cop car but I never was arrested. XD
76. Been pregnant? I'M 13. NO.
77. Babysat? WHY WOULD YOU SIT ON A BABY? D: (XD no.)
78. Been to another country? YES.
79. Started your house on fire? XD No.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost? I don't think I have...

Total: 73%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients? No, but isn't donating a good thing?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by? Yeah...>_>
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex? Have you not been paying attention for the past month?

84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months? *counts* Maybe? o-o
85. Sat on your butt all day? Yes. >_>
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself? No.
87. Had a job? *nods*
88. Gotten cut from a sports team? I never did sports.
89. Been called a whore? No.
90. Danced like a whore? Too busy dancing like a dork.
Total: 69% (LOL)

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity? Nope, not that awesome.
92. Been in a car accident? No, but a wheel flew off my parent's car once.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes? No.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair? >_> yes.
95. Raped somebody? No. I'm an uke, 'memeber?
96. Danced in the rain? Yes.
97. Been rejected? -sigh-
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying? Only if someone else paid.
99. Punched someone in the face? I came close to, but it turned into a back hand slap.
100. Been raped? Nope!

Final result: 66%

Woooo I still have most of my innocence!

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:iconkisame-san-is-me:
I just went over it and got 59%...............(and I didn't count the iffy ones...)hm...

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Oh my Juju, you must be very impure. *gossip gossip* :whisper: ( XD jk, we love you~)

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I got 51% (counting the iffy ones...)

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